Chicken soup coffee pods will make America great again

"Textured Soy Protein" (texturedsoyprotein) 01/20/2017 at 15:21 • Filed to: None

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My office has a not-a-Keurig coffee pod machine for all of our watery flavored coffee and tea needs. There’s also a regular coffee machine for people who want real (but not necessarily good) coffee. Today I noticed chicken soup among the selection of pods. I bet it’s delicious ghastly.

PartyPooper2012 > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 15:26

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hmmmm... ramen cup with one of these bad boys... budget lunch

HammerheadFistpunch > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 15:26

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whats better than coffee flavored chicken soup? chicken soup flavored coffee.

crowmolly > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 15:26

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Just powdered bullion I presume

PatBateman > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 15:27

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Campbell’s has a Chicken Noodle Soup K-Cup that comes with a noodle packet. Amazon’s users gave it 4 stars.

I’m intrigued.

Wacko > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 15:27

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why?

it’s this

I use to drink some once in a while when sick when younger.

haven’t had any in a long long time....

Takuro Spirit > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 15:28

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We tried a combo coffee/cappuccino/hot chocolate/SOUP machine where I used to work.

It literally shat out pee-colored hot water that vaguely smelled of chicken soup.

Would not recommend.

Twinpowermeansoneturbo > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 15:28

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I feel bad for the guy who tries to make a hot chocolate after someone uses one of the chicken soup pods.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 15:28

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So you’re saying that next time I’m working sick I can use the common K-cup machine to earn the unending enmity of all my co-workers in like three ways at once? SIGN ME UP

“Give me a break, man, I didn’t sneeze on the machine. Much. Also I can’t smell the chicken soup so I don’t know what you’re complaining about”

benjrblant > HammerheadFistpunch 01/20/2017 at 15:29

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That’s just disgusting.

Chariotoflove > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 15:30

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This is brilliant! But, the next person who wants a coffee will not be amused.

Svend > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 15:32

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I’ve come to terms with today being the start of a clusterf**k of the next four years but coffee machine chicken soup PODS is taking it too far.

Cup-a-soups are one thing but soup pods is mental.

Jcarr > Takuro Spirit 01/20/2017 at 15:38

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It literally shat out pee-colored hot water that vaguely smelled of chicken soup.

So did everyone who used the machine.

RamblinRover Luxury-Yacht > Chariotoflove 01/20/2017 at 15:57

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Nor people locked in a tight air space with said machine.

Tripper > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 16:11

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First time that I’m going to use the word “ick” on here without referring to a stanced car...Ick.

Ash78, voting early and often > Textured Soy Protein 01/20/2017 at 16:41

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What the world really needs is a Slurpee machine that dispenses Bovril or Vegemite. Their market share in the Freaky Spreadables space has been eroding for decades.